Week 15 / December 17, 2006
It’s not like this is life and death. The pain of the 2-1
David Lam Park:
‘Winners are grinners’ as our
loss obviously cannot compare with having your
beloved team leader Trant loves to remind us.
surgeon leave a scalpel lodged inside your liver after
surgery but then again it does hurt a little more than
And this is true. But I remember when my sports
say having the checkout girl at the local grocery store
teacher explained to the football team that we should
incorrectly scan your piece of broccoli and charge you
accept winning magnanimously and with grace so as
not to offend the losers. But it’s hard not to look like a
complete Muppet grinning from ear to ear when you
While it is true that at the end of 90 minutes the score
line did show that the O-machine had lost the match in
all honestly we should look back at this game as a
But what of the losers? Well the pipe smoking pundits
of political correctness tell us that ‘winning isn’t
everything, it’s the participation of competition that
With a depleted number of players, the O-machine
matters’ – poppycock! The only good time to come
created a dozen or so great chances on goal. The fact
second is when you’re with a member of the opposite
that we only plugged one in the net really is secondary
when you consider the comprehensive way we lost to
But you gotta want victory and while the O-machine’s
determination to put last week’s debacle into the
It may resemble the positive cry from a bunch of high
history books to be forgotten, today was all about
school cheerleaders but today we proved to ourselves
getting revenge against Cracovia FC for the 5-1
that we can play if we keep it short and simple. So
onwards and upwards in 2007 lads – we can still win
Lacking a full roster the O-machine was still able to
muster a contingent of players that looked lean, mean
Colin “Beardy” Elwood
and hungry for victory. And upon the first whistle it
looked like we’d had a doze of Viagra because Cracovia where unable to mount any real threat. Jason was basically relegated to ball collector as the O-machine’s defensive line reduced most Cracovia attacks to long range efforts.
In the middle of the park communication was good,
What was the highlight of your career?
coverage was being offered and the ball was being
my first Victoria’s Secret and seeing that there is an
moving around nicely but our forward line-up where
alternative to ‘granny underwear’ for the ladies.
What has been the biggest influence on your
This could have been caused by the size of their
PlayStation FIFA 2006.
keeper, creating some form of intimidation or more
plausible was the fact that we couldn’t hit Oprah’s arse
What is your favorite drink?
After the fracas my
buddies cause by leaving me to be found by the
campus police drunk, in the back seat of a car with a
It’d be easy to point the finger and say it was this or
sheep I’ve stayed away from the Devil’s juice, well
that player’s fault but this is only Sunday footy and this
is not a forum for negativity – everyone makes
This material is intended to mock and offend – if you don’t like it, don’t fekin’ read it!
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